@ssweeny I love Basic Instructions. My favorite is an old one about Dr Pepper. http://www.basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/9/27/how-to-explain-your-tastes.html
@redeagle I feel a lot of kinship with Mr. Meyer.
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