From birdsite 

RT @ryanqnorth
I didn't truly understand jocks until the day I realized that wearing your favourite team's jersey... is really just entry-level cosplay

From birdsite 

RT @Lombardi_M_
Want to know your D&D character?! Created by CS1 students @TheEllisSchool on @replit
repl.it/@CSIPy320202021/U4-Fil

From birdsite 

RT @mathowie
One downside of anything you ever wanted to know being in a YouTube tutorial is that you no longer get a bunch of blog posts on how to solve a problem from randos whenever you search Google. Instead with YouTube you have to scrub through 20min videos looking for what you need.

From birdsite 

RT @DadJokeMan
I've been diagnosed with a rare type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

The phrase "Chronic Unaligned Duck Syndrome" worked its way into my head today and I don't know if I heard it somewhere or I made it up but I can think of many areas of my life where it applies.

From birdsite 

RT @EricIsOkay
There is so much in this daunting world that deserves to be filterable by pierogi availability. twitter.com/codeforpgh/status/

From birdsite 

RT @emilyctamkin
I love this trend of "ahaha, millennials, teens don't think you're cool." Teens didn't think I was cool when I was a teen, why would they start now.

I've reached the stage of parenting where my inner monologue actually says "I should probably go potty before this next meeting"

From birdsite 

RT @emilylhauser
"Woke," like "PC" before it, means "being decent to people who are not you" and it is genuinely remarkable how many people are willing to go on record as being firmly opposed to such an endeavor.

From birdsite 

RT @tolecrien
It seems that you've woke daddy, Mr. Bond.

From birdsite 

RT @migueldeicaza
Think of C++ programs as fantasy novels - where the author recreates the universe from the atoms and cells all the way to how humans interact and societies organize.

Except each novel feels like it was written by Ayn Rand.

From birdsite 

This sort of thing is what I come to Twitter to see
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RT @petridishes
what’s Lady Macbeth’s least favorite streaming music service

SPOTIFY
twitter.com/petridishes/status

From birdsite 

RT @loresjoberg
Some nights I am troubled by the fact that Gimli claims dwarves are sprinters, when actually dwarves have a bonus to CON, which is clearly better suited for endurance running. Dark nights indeed.

From birdsite 

RT @CaseyNewton
The threat of an antitrust lawsuit is truly the most powerful and benevolent product manager in all of tech twitter.com/verge/status/13588

From birdsite 

RT @Beschizza
I know you all want vaccines approved quickly and without any review whatsoever, but that's a *lot* of faith here in a company that's just been caught lying about the asbestos in its baby powder for 50 years.

From birdsite 

RT @lindseybieda
UBUNTU! Rated E for everyone!

From birdsite 

RT @timcarvell
To me the most relatable thing about Wanda Maximoff is her belief that there’s no sitcom in TV history that can’t be improved by adding Kathryn Hahn.

From birdsite 

RT @arcalinea
My favorite security question is "What is your favorite security question"

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