All the tattooed dad bods on display at today make me want to up my game on both fronts.

From birdsite 

RT @Benstonium
Finally a pro baseball team in Pittsburgh!

From birdsite 

RT @PicardTips
Picard management tip: Engage.

From birdsite 

RT @scalzi
One of the most important things that I learned over time is that not only am I not the guy to take the lead in so many important fights, I am hilariously underqualified to try. I'm here to support the people who put in the time and can show me how I can actually be useful.

I worked for a billionaire who'd been to space before it was cool.

From birdsite 

RT @AnnaGHughes
British coders be like __innit__

From birdsite 

RT @chrismwayne
Thank goodness public libraries already exist. Could you imagine trying to convince people today to open up places to get books for free? But that'd be socialism!

From birdsite 

RT @BadEyeAdam
Ummm...wow - this is something else.

And there's one of the Jurassic Park theme too!

youtu.be/1-Mh3FQTegg twitter.com/nerdist/status/141

From birdsite 

RT @JillWohlner
This is the only time I’ve ever wanted to work at GitHub twitter.com/anurse/status/1415

From birdsite 

I'm hiring a Senior Software Engineer for Core Onboard Software!
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RT @motionaldrive
Have you heard? We're ! Check out our latest featured jobs and discover how you can join the team. motional.com/careers
twitter.com/motionaldrive/stat

ssweeny boosted

From birdsite 

RT @QuinnyPig
US Government: Here’s a nine digit number. Use it to claim benefits and pay your taxes.
Me: Okay.
US Government: If anyone ever learns that number they can buy a Ferrari and ruin your life.
Me: Uhhhhh—
US Government: It comes on a paper card. Never laminate or lose it.

From birdsite 

RT @tvaziri
Here's the entire shot, in real time, with audio!

Just look at the mastery at work, here, folks. You could probably watch this a dozen times and still notice new things about the shot. The choreography is super complicated, yet the shot tells a simple story. Movies are great.

From birdsite 

RT @FLAPCanada
Baby bird season is still in full swing. Do you know when a baby bird needs your help and when it’s better to leave them be? Check out this helpful chart from @RosemaryMosco.

From birdsite 

RT @PicardTips
Picard management tip: Don't negotiate absurd schedules with engineers. Encourage truth telling and reasonable time estimates.

From birdsite 

RT @chrismwayne
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

From birdsite 

RT @tottinge
There are a few pervasive fallacies that make software hard:
1. We need accurate, precise estimates
2. Low output is motivation-based
3. We need to get more work started
4. Throughput comes from isolated individual coders
5. We need to program faster

From birdsite 

RT @RachelMComedy
Old people think the internet is evil because it's stopped spontaneous conversations with strangers, when in fact the internet is evil primarily because it facilitates spontaneous conversations with strangers

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