@ohyran I have a problem with the final point. I think killing the while colony is more likely to come from miscommunication then me being a dick in purpose.
If an ant asked me to make lady and fall in love with him, I would just say sorry, no can do. But imagine how easy it would be to garble communications across species barriers
@ohyran tracked down the source on tumblr if anyone else is interested. http://bealovesbees.tumblr.com/post/176882593490/drackir-weasowl-20thcenturyvole