It's actually insane that you can buy the current location of practically ANYONE in the United States for less than $5.
Could you subscribe to a VOIP provider and access it through VPN with the aforementioned precautions? (Not an expert on VOIP services, just thinking)
@jiminycricket Yeah that would work, and you could get calling that way too.
I actually do something similar with Google Voice (just remembered, I should move away from that) for my home phone.
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