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Forget posting your astrology signs. Post what Florida man did on your birthday: search Florida man <month> <day>

Mine: “Florida man accused of handing out marijuana to passersby ‘because it was Christmas’.”

@nathand

"A Florida man was arrested after attacking a fast food worker for not having enough lettuce on the burger, according to authorities. The victim somehow managed to restrain him until police arrived at the scene and took both men into custody."

@nathand Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar.

@nathand A Florida man is in custody after an armed robbery of convenience store Spencer on Tuesday night.

@nathand oo actually this one’s better: Florida man mauled by leopard after paying for ‘full-contact experience’ with big cat

@nathand another good one: Florida man threw sex toy on field at Bills-Patriots Monday Night Football game, cops say

@staticvoidmaine ah, not as good as I would have hoped. My coworker had one where he flashed toll booth workers

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