@murph if your only problem is that it's locked, try the instructions I eventually found:
@68km interesting, I was going to back everyone up and wipe anyway, so I'll try that. Thanks.
@68km Wow, it seems to have worked! I guess I won't trade it in, I'll keep it for flashing to alternate OSs. Thanks for the tip, that's the first one I've seen that works on locked Verizon phones!
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