Looks like hell and crooked as shit but it works and I made it.
@brandon an extra wide trench wedger, so I can quickly drive it in the lawn, wiggle it back and forth and make a v, drop in some cable and not have to dig up the whole yard. Since I'm not removing material the v will close back up over time.
I saw a guy make one similar in a YouTube video and he wanted $140 for it, so I thought instead of that I'll just spend like $250 or $300 on tools and make it myself.
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