mjdxp 
@mjdxp@fosstodon.org
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- She/Her
- Website
- https://mjdxp.neocities.org/
- Employer
- Peter Griffin Enterprises
- Job Title
- Family Guy
Hello, I'm a FOSS movement advocate, a Cybersecurity college major, a trans woman, and a professional shitposter. I use Linux Mint 20.3 with XFCE as my main operating system. I am over 18 years old. I post pro-FOSS propaganda, dumb tech memes, pictures of my cat, and shitposts. Thank you for looking at my profile.
Feel free to follow me. My posts are intended for people aged around 16 and up.
idk what #nobot means but everyone else has it in their profile and i want to look cool
"Jim"
Joined Jan 2021
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kitty enjoying the morning sun #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #mastocats #caturday
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🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
honestly i think wario's probably my favorite character in all of fiction, he just has so much personality, he feels like the kind of guy you'd want to get drinks with
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Cop bullshit, specifically Tennessee cops
So apparently the bastards in TN have a “blue alert” system that they’ve just started using again that they send alerts through the public safety system (you know, that’s meant to warn people about danger relevant to them) whenever a cop gets shot.
I was trying to take a shit and this blares on my phone. Apparently they also set the severity higher than literal inclement weather warnings.
tomorrow's wario wednesday fools
lyricposting
[Music]
if someone gave me a cheaply made deltarune valentines day card which said "i'd eat moss together with you" i'd marry them on the spot
concept: macrotransactions
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inflation fetish (financial)
i figured out a way to hide girl clothes from my parents who don't let me have any privacy
if i get any, i'm gonna hide them inside an old computer i have that doesn't work, they could never figure out how to get in there
i just fully unconsciously went and got a box of food from the kitchen
hello, based department?
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it's for you
i'm at work but i want to take a nap
when you're blind and you get to the regi puzzles in pokemon ruby and sapphire
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At risk of overwhelming my profile with the Good Poppy Content, please be aware it's gremlin o'clock:
god i can't wait for this week to be over
it's tuesday
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i feel like i could post anything and there'd be that one person just like "hell yea i'm gonna favorite this shit!"
worms are just soil snakes
don't worry, i'm not a lizard like zuckerberg, i'm more like a little snake wearing a hat
confession: i'm a reptile, as in i need to bask in the sun to increase my body temperature
- Pronouns
- She/Her
- Website
- https://mjdxp.neocities.org/
- Employer
- Peter Griffin Enterprises
- Job Title
- Family Guy
Hello, I'm a FOSS movement advocate, a Cybersecurity college major, a trans woman, and a professional shitposter. I use Linux Mint 20.3 with XFCE as my main operating system. I am over 18 years old. I post pro-FOSS propaganda, dumb tech memes, pictures of my cat, and shitposts. Thank you for looking at my profile.
Feel free to follow me. My posts are intended for people aged around 16 and up.
idk what #nobot means but everyone else has it in their profile and i want to look cool
"Jim"
Joined Jan 2021
