Kev Quirk @kev@fosstodon.org

Can anyone using #Metatext (@metabolist) help me please? I have my notifications set to mentions only, yet I see these alllll the time and I can’t get rid of them.

Anyone know what these notifications are?

This is what's wrong with the tech industry. The expectation that one should give their free time *EVERY DAY* or you're somehow "not passionate".

My response to that would be fuck you and your shitty fucking culture.

My kids and family are FAR more important to me than your ridiculous expectations.

</rant> 🙃

It always a pleasure to receive an email from my Mum. 😂😂😂

I assume she’s playing with dictation…

Hooman, we would like to be fed now.

#DogsOfMastodon

Soooo what do we think about #Groups coming to #Mastodon then, folks?

I recently acquired an Xbox One from a friend and last night decided to install COD Black Ops 4.

91GB! NINETY ONE GIGABYTES!!!!

Estimated time to complete in my ~30Mbps link? 8 hours!

I feel this. That’s how I’ve always been in salary negotiations.

Wonderful addition to my laptop, thanks to @gcluley and #SmashingSecurity

Not usually one for politics, but you know; when it's right, it's right.

#Ukraine #moa

Is a laptop even a laptop if it doesn't have stickers?

#Macbook #ThinkPad

#moa

In case anyone is wondering what we were doing, it was a fork upgrade.

Best weekend this weekend. There’s nothing better than father/son time; teaching him all about motorbikes and how they work.

He’s 4, but we will make a biker of him yet!

Helps that the #RoyalEnfield is ridiculously simple to work on. 😊

Maybe it's time for me to switch from Fibre Broadband to 4G Internet at home? 🤦‍♂️

Turns out migrating to #AppleMusic was a lot easier than I thought. Bye bye, #Spotify 👋

#moa

A friend asked me what an #NFT is. I think this is a fair summary, right?

#moa

When your humble little project is at the top of the design section on Hacker Newsletter. 🎉

#moa

The human race summed up in one paragraph. 🤦‍♂️😭

#moa

Ahhhh! My STATIC site has a vulnerability! 😱

#moa

Anyone else been there? 😂

Me: Taking the dog for a walk. Be back in an hr or so.

Wife: You’re not taking the #puppy with you?

Me: No. He’s not vaccinated, it’s 2 deg. C outside and there’s no way he could walk that far.

Wife: Hold my beer…