This sort of thing is basically catnip for me.
I wonder how well the web servers at the bottom compare to larger ones in terms of speed/CPU usage/RAM usage. I'm still looking for a good server to use for purely static text files, with a priority on minimal resource use, and I wonder if these would be good contenders? None of them are on Tech Empower benchmarks (https://www.techempower.com/benchmarks/#section=data-r16&hw=ph&test=plaintext), which makes it harder to compare.
I haven't used them but based on the suckless philosophy I would expect them to be significantly lighter than even the typical popular "light" webservers.
How bout this.
python -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000
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