Riddle me this, Mastodon...

Why is the edge of a freshly toasted bagle the hottest substance known to humankind? 🔥

On a lighter note - toasted bagles with bacon and avacado is the tastiest thing known to humankind! 🥑🥓


@kev I haven't studied it, but my hypothesis is that steam gets built up somehow and disturbing it unleashes it's first-degree-burn fury.

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