~jagger @jcdl@fosstodon.org
I do computer things with fancy plastic typing toys.
Joined Apr 2022
Carrington Events are so scary
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interviewer: can you explain the big gap in your employment history?
me: can you explain the big gap between what your CEO gets paid and what your workers get paid?
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crypto bros
Its funny, and Im tired of pretending its not
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The S of SEO stands for Spam.
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don't keep cool knowledge to yourself!!!
- the world is better when more people know more things
- infodumping is really sexy
- uhhhhhhhhh i forgot what i was saying i was thinking about girls and enbies who infodump at me
- the world is better when more people know more things
- infodumping is really sexy
- uhhhhhhhhh i forgot what i was saying i was thinking about girls and enbies who infodump at me
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theres that reddit programming humor meme thats like "lol when you keep pressing up until you find `ls` bottom text" and im here like bro use ctrl-r
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programmer humor is like
"cant exit vim lol"
"time zones are hard am i right"
[surface level terminology debate]
"not a bug its a feature xD"
"i hate my boss. (but i love capitalism)"
"non programmers will never UNDERSTAND (some common thing)"
this is ur brain on no humanities
"time zones are hard am i right"
[surface level terminology debate]
"not a bug its a feature xD"
"i hate my boss. (but i love capitalism)"
"non programmers will never UNDERSTAND (some common thing)"
this is ur brain on no humanities
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fuck your internet bux i'm trying to do some math over here
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normalize crypto meaning cryptography imo
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Tips for Making Threads
Do you want to post a lot about a given topic? More than your instance's character limit can offer? Or, on instances with higher character limit like ours, you might want to just keep things tidier. Instead of sending each part as its own post, you can reply to yourself, creating a thread that will be much easier for others to follow.
To indicate you are writing a thread, you can add "x/y" at the end of your message, like 1/3. If you are unsure, you can always write "x/?".
A really kind thing to do is to post only the first post of a thread as Public and the rest as Unlisted. People who wish to read more can expand your post in a new tab to look at everything. The other members of your instance, meanwhile, will be thankful to have less stuff to scroll past on the Local Timeline.
#FediTips #MastoTips
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Writing an exam and starting with
```
The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
```
just made my day π€
Cats Considered Ungovernable
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My fuchsias and columbine finally flowered today. βΊοΈ
#Florespondence #Photography #Flowers #Plants #Spring #PlantMom
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MIT researchers have developed a portable desalination unit, weighing less than 10 kilograms, that can remove particles and salts to generate drinking water.
The suitcase-sized device, which requires less power to operate than a cell phone charger, can also be driven by a small, portable solar panel, which can be purchased online for around $50. It automatically generates drinking water that exceeds World Health Organization quality standards. The technology is packaged into a user-friendly device that runs with the push of one button.
More at https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/05/seawater-drinking-water-global-health
podman > docker, all day and night long.
I do computer things with fancy plastic typing toys.
Joined Apr 2022
