Very stupid programming project technically involving open source Show more

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*rms voice*

"netflix & chill" WELL surely i'd enjoy coming over and spend some time together, but you have to know that I refuse to be a WATCHED by netflix. see, I'm using the term WATCHED since it only seems that we are USIN netflix for our own need, where as the situation is rather that we are being USED by netflix and other coroprations that sell our data. additionaly there is nothing "chill" about digital RESTRICTION management...

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Now that I know five words of Swedish, 90% of Germanic languages look like Swedish to me.

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What is “Linux”? Linux is a brand new clone of the Windows operating system that works seamlessly with all your Windows programs! Linux (also known as ‘BSD’) features a complete suite of programs, such as a collection of compilers, core utilities, a debugger, and a desktop environment. However, unlike Windows, the entire system was created by one man. It’s much easier to use than Windows, and what’s more, it costs nothing, because it is Free Software! So let’s have a round of applause for Linux!

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How does add non-supported emoji to my emoji keyboard? That's so cool!

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heh. i'll click this virus link. i'm on linux, i can't be virus. heh heh, sure, i'll fill out your survey. i don't use windows so i'm safe. mhmm. i'll put in my credit card details. good luck hacking me on linux

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if i was a dragon id have claws so i could pick up tiny surface mount components much easier, and also i could reflow the circuit boards with my breath

Everybody: "How can we make sure that our AIs are gender/race bias free? How could a car choose the person most worthy of dying?? We are basically doomed!!?"
Me: "lol electricity is robot juice"

Can't believe that the most privacy-respecting way to get music/movies/tv shows is still to buy CDs/DVDs. Excluding illegal stuff of course.

This is the kind of post where I'd like to be proven wrong btw, if anybody has ideas on that

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This whole bit was started by someone tooting developer parodies, so its only fitting I write my own - its terrible.

Made with: https://dev.to/rly
#orlybookparody
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Adding "intentionally mis-pronouncing software package names" to my list of tactics I employ to keep people on their toes.

"Why yes, let's update nodé dot jess"

Two hours of ALSA C programming for fun. It wasn't really that fun, but I learned a lot of stuff!

I beat Portal today. Although it's not FOSS, it ran very smoothly and without any problem on my linux machine, which is really cool. Looking forward to Portal 2.

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computers suck dont they?? if you go in ur BIOS and configurate the fans so that theyre quiet, well, the computer gets too hot, and then the fans turn on loud. its fucked up. computers are so bad

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