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@foo The one spam to rule them all!

@foo Criminy, is that how Return-To-Office is supposed to work?

@foo dark, but poetic

@zillanovikov Have you tried this with customer service?

@foo Lovely work

@foo

@foo
Hmmm. That poem has quite a ring to it.

@foo I showed this to my brother and he nearly choked on his food, good job!

@foo Foo of a Ryan. Next time throw yourself in.

@foo brb quitting my job and this will be my letter of resignation.

@foo this is beautiful

@foo @stevetex

This is Just to Say

I have hit send on
the euphemisms
that were in
the outbox

and which
you were probably
saving
for 1:1 with your skip-level

Forgive me
they were delicious
so growth-mindset
and so bottom line up front.

@foo "hi, this is Jeff from Vindows tech support, your computer has a birus!!!"

@foo
chef's kiss. Perfect.

@foo Yours in servitude, X

@foo ...in the land of Costco, where the darkness lies.

@foo
Sir this is a Wendy's.

@foo

I hope this email
I hope this text
Takes as long as snail mail
And makes you feel as hexed

@foo @vaurora But they were deceived, for there were MORE EMAILS.