Riddle me this, Mastodon...
Why is the edge of a freshly toasted bagle the hottest substance known to humankind? 🔥
On a lighter note - toasted bagles with bacon and avacado is the tastiest thing known to humankind! 🥑🥓
@kev This is because at a certain temperature the aperture of the bagel starts channelling heat from another dimension. This amplifies the bagel's own temperature considerably, making it the "hottest substance known to humankind".
Side note: Doughnuts also have heat-channelling-capabilities. But they go largely unnoticed, since few people heat their doughnuts before consumption.
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