You’ve heard of serverless cloud architecture
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Cloudless server architecture
We’re offering features you thought you could only dream of:
Hardened database security: Databases don’t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databases™ and Unix Sockets™, hardening security tenfold!
Latency-free database connections: As if that wasn’t good enough, On-System Databases™ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawning™ using the Common Gateway Interface™
Bare-Metal Access™ to On-Server Storage™ for unparalleled Read™ and Write™ speeds
Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitations™ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Don’t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!
It's what the Dutch call "mustard after the meal", but here's my not very original statement.
Stop. Using. Github.
It can only hurt your project.
If your project relies on discoverability only the codehoster can provide, you're doing something wrong.
You inflate their importance by hosting your code with them and you allow this shit to happen. Don't.
TWIMC : we (DENIC eG / Registry of .de CCTLD) are looking for a network engineer.
You can find details at :
Short GitHub patch workflow demo https://spacepub.space/videos/watch/9cad106a-1a43-4a38-a18a-dfcece394051
Software Engineering senior year. Into bare-metal and open hardware.
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