This issue has now been solved. Both LoadModule userdir_module libexec/apache2/mod_userdir.so and LoadModule php7_module libexec/apache2/libphp7.so was commented so I uncommented them, saved the file, restarted Apache, and viola!
Will now try to fix my personal website so it's even more clean and more lightweight than it is now... I think.
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