Show more

The dark web is like dark matter, many people talk about it without really knowing what it is.

I don't need Google.
My wife knows everything.

Bad programmers worry about the code.

Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.

If cats could toot to you,
they wouldn't.

Today I came across my old password...

Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.

Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.

e4r boosted

Existential question 

Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.

e4r boosted

I'm experiencing freezes with my new rig and I have no idea what could be the problem.
I suspect it's a hardware problem. I've lowered the memory frequency to see if it's not the problem but it's a shot in the dark.
Any suggestions?

I wonder what is the world wide energy consumption of HTTPS vs. HTTP

Want to know the why and how of functional programming?

Here's a great video for you.

Functional Programming in 40 Minutes

When you know a human brain only requires 20 watts, you realize how inefficient our computers are.

If your program is running with errors...
You should probably try and catch it

e4r boosted

Apparently the right to speak freely is less important than protecting the religious feelings of others in Europe.

I wish Europe had a first amendment.

Show more

Fosstodon is an English speaking Mastodon instance that is open to anyone who is interested in technology; particularly free & open source software.