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@halffast The experienced developer is a person that will make a perfect baby in exactly nine month and take the time to explain to the manager why it is impossible to make a baby in one month no matter how many people you throw at the task.

A project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

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We are proud to have played our small part in InSight's #MarsLanding. Congratulations NASA!

The man who invented auto-correction should burn in hello!

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

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@dan It seems the US society is more polarized than ever.
socially and politically.

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@dan ah yeh. feminists vs gamers is a good recipe for drama.

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Important note for people coming by car: As of 2018, the ULB campus Solbosch is within the Brussels Low Emissions Zone (LEZ). Drivers of cars registered abroad are required to register before entering the LEZ, or risk being fined. Registering is free of charge. More information can be found

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@dan I see. I came to the conclusion that ignoring those king of stuff is the best course of action.

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@dan eh? What happened?

If you're going Black Friday shopping, be a descent human being and turn your phone horizontal before recording any fights.


@unicornfarts True that. Mr. Robot was insanely accurate about computer related stuff.

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