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Dan Jones

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's origami cutters.

I can't believe I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

#DadJokes
Dec 09, 2022, 12:24 AM·Public·Fedilab
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John Philpin Ⓜ️

@danjones000

I have to say - this is one of the best ones on #dadjokes

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