CigarBGuitarEfx @cigarBGuitarEfx@fosstodon.org

My hobbies include free software, prototyping electronics, and building/playing Cigar Box guitars. I am also on bitchute and cigarboxnation under the same name.

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**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jul 02, 2018, 21:00

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**Anarchist Quotes** @anarchistquotes@todon.nl · Jul 02, 2018, 21:00

The law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission; its only purpose is to protect exploitation.
-- Peter Kropotkin

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**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jul 02, 2018, 06:00

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**Comedy** @Comedy@mastodon.social · Jul 02, 2018, 06:00

If nursing homes and orphanages were merged children would gain parents and parents would gain children.
#comedy #jokes

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jul 01, 2018, 13:00

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**Comedy** @Comedy@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2018, 13:00

It's probably more likely that there's an undiscovered monster in any lake other than Loch Ness, since we've spent so much time searching in that one.
#comedy #jokes

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jul 02, 2018, 00:45

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**Memetic Guerilla Scholar Warrior 🏴✅** @dtluna@voluntaryism.club · Jul 02, 2018, 00:45

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jul 01, 2018, 16:43

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jul 01, 2018, 16:43

Really? How? I've been viewing the Gnumeric mailing list and there are several topics about it that didn't seem to have a solution.

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jul 01, 2018, 15:34

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jul 01, 2018, 15:34

This isn't my dog, but one of my dogs is one of these...a Dutch Shepherd. She's the only dog I've ever had that can get herself tangled up with a leash and figure out on her own how to get untangled. She's smart, fast, and loves to play ball more than anything.

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 30, 2018, 18:00

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**Anarchist Quotes** @anarchistquotes@todon.nl · Jun 30, 2018, 18:00

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.
-- George Carlin

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**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 29, 2018, 15:00

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**Comedy** @Comedy@mastodon.social · Jun 29, 2018, 15:00

A "perfect circle" is just a circle. Anythingn less than a "perfect circle" is an ellipse or an oval.
#comedy #jokes

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 30, 2018, 07:00

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**Comedy** @Comedy@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 07:00

Wondered if Googling too often instead of thinking about the answer causes the mind to stagnate, so Googled for an answer.
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**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 30, 2018, 08:00

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**Comedy** @Comedy@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 08:00

Men know what men want, women know what men want, men don't know what women want,women also don't know what women want but in the end women always get what they want.
#comedy #jokes

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 30, 2018, 12:34

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 30, 2018, 12:34

There needs to be a project like Hooktube, but for Twitter. You could follow people on there without actually being on it. I don't mean that Mastodon needs more Twitter bots btw. That is not what I mean at all.

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 30, 2018, 02:32

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**jorty with a D** @jorty@fedi.jort.space · Jun 30, 2018, 02:32

Debuggers may come and go, but print statements are forever

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 30, 2018, 01:00

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**Anarchist Quotes** @anarchistquotes@todon.nl · Jun 30, 2018, 01:00

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.
-- Henry David Thoreau

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**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 23:16

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 23:16

@chuck Am I correct to remember you listening to this incessantly at one point? https://hooktube.com/watch?v=rmHDhAohJlQ

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 21:36

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 21:36

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=owZYL0PN7rM

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 16:51

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 16:51

The way Excel handles the clipboard is ridiculous. Why cant it just hold the data that I CTL C into the clipboard and let me deal with the consequences? This handholding bs just pisses me off.

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 11:32

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 11:32

Luckily most of the changed can be automated in my spreadsheet, if it wasn't for Emacs I think the best thing to do would be to throw the spreadsheet away and pretend like no-one was ever using the data. ;)

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 11:31

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 11:31

So it is my last day of being full time on this SQL position. There is a spreadsheet of data that I keep off of the database. I am not able to create the necessary tables and fields to keep it in the db. Anyway, I need to perform "maintenance" on this data monthly and change it with what changed in the system. It is usually only 10-20 changes. There is a query that I created to show how many data fields changed since the last time, I have over 7,000 now.

**CigarBGuitarEfx** · Jun 29, 2018, 06:59

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**Memetic Guerilla Scholar Warrior 🏴✅** @dtluna@voluntaryism.club · Jun 29, 2018, 06:59

Saying “taxation isn’t theft because there is no other way to fund the state” is like saying “rape isn’t rape because there is no other way for me to get laid”

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 02:52

**CigarBGuitarEfx** @cigarBGuitarEfx · Jun 29, 2018, 02:52

With i3, Emacs, Freedoom, a good browser, and great blues, is there even a reason to come out of the basement?

https://christonekingfishingram.com/album/223300/deltaboy-the-demo

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