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S:Good evening sir, may I ask, have you been vaccinated against COVID-19?

C:Yes I have been, 2 doses

S:Perfect, please come right this way to the section for the fully vaccinated.

ISO_URL=${UBUNTU_VER_NUM}/release/$(curl${UBUNTU_VER_NUM}/release/ 2>/dev/null \
| egrep "xubuntu-${UBUNTU_VER_NUM}.*-desktop-amd64.iso" \
| sed -r 's/[[:space:]][[:space:]]*/ /g' | cut -d' ' -f 9 | head -n1)

How do you tell someone to stop being a moron without telling them to stop being a moron?

I'm SO done with turning volume up and down between the videos I watch!

inappropriate, news 

Rainbow dildo butt monkey is not a phrase I ever expected to see

As much as I love having a fitness tracker man does it hurt when you can’t close a fitness ring because you didn’t have the tracker on for most of the day

Guess I’ll have to try harder to keep that mental fitness up so I can remember!

Today on Linux in the wild: Tesla(?) charger! Credit: @jckarter on Twitter

My old ass loaner iPhone is BOILING hot while browsing Twitter and streaming high bitrate music

Pol, joke 

I can already hear the republicans tell the Cubans to “let it go” following their devastation from tropical storm Elsa

I swear Bouge ton thang by Clay and Friends is the most Montréalais song que j’ai entendu dans pas long

BRILLIANT idea from Apple for the Apple TV:

Let's make it so that you can't pair your remote while in Recovery Mode. Let's also make it so that you can pair anything during the log in page for MDM configuration auth.

Should I assume that the world is not in fact getting into a worse and worse situation mentally and that it’s simply that I’ve become more aware of it as time goes on?

I still use homebrew tho, so that helps right? Or because it needs XTools that ruins it?

Apple + 

Ya'll I can't explain how nice this 16-inch screen is. It's so nice to have this real estate but not have to carry a full 17-inch size chassis

I think my presence in the Apple ecosystem is pretty much decided. I hate this, my moral compass is screaming NO but my logic brain says “technology is meant to disappear behind your use” and that was not my experience with daily driving Linux

I hope you all have a better experience and continue to do so into the future. I don’t wish this cognitive dissonance on anyone

MURICANS, ignorance 

Holy shit some Americans can be so damn arrogant about THE SHAPE OF A SHIFT KEY

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