Okay I'm gonna shut the entire internet down for a millisecond, it's fine

The atomic reactor next to me has some funny glowing light on top since you did that. Do I need to worry?

Now that me and my neighbors are cozy warm in the mid of winter with our glowing nuclear plant, they begged me to ask you if you could turn of the internet for another ms so we could have a really hot beach party :)

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