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How do I convince NPC’s that I’m the one non-NPC?

Blueberry boosted

I know I would’ve found my life’s purpose if:
1. During conversation, somebody mentions/discusses something I’ve created without realizing I was related to it
2. I have a Wikipedia page about me (or to a lesser extent a page about something I created)
3. I find true love

I want to share my playlist with anybody and everybody

Ughhhh I hate the DMV. They kept making me upload like 10 different documents to verify myself for the Real ID

Blueberry boosted

Do you wish happy birthday to your ex if things ended alright but you don’t talk anymore?

Blueberry boosted

Almost got it.
*error*
Okay that should work.
*error*
...
One more tweak.
*error*

Fuck how is it 3 am already?

I didn’t even realize it was Black History Month

While interviewing for a systems engineer role, I realized I really am way more interested in backend than frontend

Why do I have more motivation to finish an assignment due 2 weeks from now than one due tomorrow

Blueberry boosted

You get a car and you get a car!
Everybody gets a car!

Oh no my internship which they planned for in-person is now remote

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