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I went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water

someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"

I'm still not over it y'all

bjb :devuannew: :emacs:

@nasamuffin So, what do you do for a living?
I'm imagining the conversation between this guy and a first date ...

@bjb (apparently he's actually the penguin trainer for the aquarium!!! but I really enjoy this mental scenario so I won't spoil it 😂)

@nasamuffin @bjb or a customs officer!

“And your occupation, Mr. Carens?”

“Sir! I am a government official! You must take this seriously!”