signing the statement "I own every NFT" with my own PGP key, thus becoming the true owner of every NFT (cryptographically verified)

@Dee

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I own every NFT.
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your cat seems to @be sitting on the shift key frequently

@cnx, I suppose there’d @be a Caps Lock on the keyboard

@be
For a laugh I suggested bitcoin mining using cats, catnip and cat flaps to generate static electricity and mine bitcoins once at a competition to suggest ludicrous startup ideas.
@niplav @Dee

@onepict @be @niplav @Dee

I set up a "catcam" in my garden (with a spare CCTV camera from work) and was considering using it as an entropy generator for an RNG, but discovered there was a non random pattern to the cats, they seemed to share territory near exactly an hour apart (so you would see a different cat every hour). I had to return the camera in the end as it was needed for a new build, and a tortoiseshell cat (who also visits my house) has commandeered the garden mostly for herself..

@onepict

The BBC did a similar experiment in 2014 with 50 cats (some carrying their own GPS collars and cameras) and found much the same to be happening 😺

@be @niplav @Dee

@be translation:
purr, purr, sniff, sniff, head-butt…

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