Holy crap. I didn't know I had this in me. I just coded the most aesthetically pleasing new tab page I've ever seen. The search bar even works and searches #DuckDuckGo.
All that's left is hosting it locally so I get blazing speeds.
@Denderix I don't know how well you can see them lol but here they are. If it's too small, let me know and I can make a list
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