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warning - extreme hydration levels detected

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sarcasm levels are 100% and falling

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wackiness levels are 72% and rising

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reaching dangerous stickiness levels

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Made-up warning sign 


If you can read this sign, it is already too late.
Protect others. Do not try to leave.
You will carry radioactive dust with you.

Blocked FLoC (Google's browser-side server-opt-out-only built-in tracking system) on my site. If you haven't already, add

Permissions-Policy: interest-cohort=()

to your HTTP response headers.


After this is over I'm gonna want a nice high quality cloth mask with a print that says "yes I'm still wearing one, I just don't want a cold or the flu."

Me: gets up to grab more snacks
Smartwatch: Good, you're staying active!

@alexbuzzbee best case scenario:super powers
Worst case scenario: advanced radiation poisoning

I slept in a bedroom. I am not contented.

— Arstruk Onedang Rudur Kutsmob, Wrestler

Tired: Security through obscurity
Wired: Security through unusability

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