Imagining a much better alternate timeline with angry Mitch McConnell and Mike Pence racing to see who can remove Trump first. McConnell having Senate aides physically run a handwritten impeachment resolution from the House while Pence speeds around DC from secretary to secretary collecting signatures on the two letters he needs for the 25th, and then McConnell pushing for only an hour of debate on the impeachment while blocking Pence from delivering the letter to Grassley.