When your chatbot turns out to be a hipster programmer:
The SQL hard drive is down, hack the optical interface so we can connect the COM bus!
If we bypass the monitor, we can get to the XSS pixel through the open-source PCI capacitor!
Indexing the monitor won't do anything, we need to index the 1080p FTP sensor!
If we override the port, we can get to the XML alarm through the neural RSS feed!
The USB matrix is down, transmit the bluetooth monitor so we can program the AI feed!
@fribbledom > hack the optical interface so we can connect the COM bus
Hate the idea of running RS-232 serial over an optical interface and using it to run a hard disk.
@alexbuzzbee @fribbledom see, this is where it's important to be precise. I thought they were talking about the Toslink audio interface.
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