Alexander Martin (alm) @alexbuzzbee@fosstodon.org

I prefer both my hardware and my software to be user-serviceable.

I would like to remind everyone that if I follow someone or boost their post, that does not mean I think they are a good person. It means I find their posts interesting, and that is it.

Why is the compiler generating a load from constant address 0x24cfe?! The binary is mapped at 0x400000!

I just discovered the excellent Star Trek IN-takes: Clips from Star Trek (mostly TNG) with shots from the outtakes spliced over the aired shots. Examples include Worf walking into a door that closes too fast; Geordi dropping a PADD and everyone jumping; and of course, numerous incidents of forgotten or fumbled lines. The best part is that everything just carries on afterwards as if nothing happened.

Do you have Symptoms Disorder? Take this medication! And don't worry about the side effects - it's just sudden death.

Fortunately,

error[E0580]: `main` function has wrong type

unsafe extern "C" fn main() {

Hardware microkernel

I only today learned that the hectare is actually a sensible metric unit and not an imperial-system hold-over.

$ uname
Taligent

What do ActivityPub programs do if they see a Note with a summary but sensitive: false?

Cheese™ Fermented Dairy Product

Welcome to new Microsoft Internet is work all with NetBIOS only. No routers Ethernet switches only.

What is the next number in this sequence?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ...

*opens OEIS*
...
Eleven.

Borrowed some wired ones.

They lasted maybe two months.

One of my wireless earbuds died and I have no backup.