I passes all my exams and now I'm getting bombarded with congratullary phone calls. Send help!

Me: I'm sorry
Them: Don't apologize
Me: I'm sorry for being sorry

Have an ice cream in one hand, receipt to the ice cream in the other. Guess what I threw in the garbage?🙄

Should I find someone? Nah, I'll just keep dating my fridge

Happy pride month everyone!! 🥰🏳️‍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈🥰🏳️‍🌈🥰

Hello everyone, I'm looking to ditch YouTube. Do you have any channel recommendations with interesting content on Peertube?

every time someone complains about an instance costing money to have an account on I'm immediately suspicious of the person, because they seem to not be aware that we exist under capitalism and that servers cost money

There are many actors amassing our data & using it to segment/profile you based on your behaviour - data brokers, ad tech companies & social media platforms. Take steps to minimise the political ad you see online: privacyinternational.org/long- #EUelections2019 twitter.com/privacyint/status/

“Just install Linux on it” is the “just change the engine of your car” of tech.

Not everyone is a mechanic, not everyone wants to be a mechanic, and, if we want a world where freedom is the norm, we must stop expecting everyone to become a mechanic.

Note: this is not because these people are too dumb to be mechanics. It’s because they’re brain surgeons and space-shuttle pilots and they have three kids and they care for a loved one and they don’t have time to also be a mechanic.

It's funny how Google promotes Android as an open platform on the same page where they promote Google Assistant

The and the just-maybe-its-true-they-love-us response reminds me of battered women who return to an abusive lover.

Going green feels good. Now you can use your secure mailbox knowing that you are not only protecting your private emails, but also the environment! 😃 🌎🌍🌏

Yes, @mozilla makes mistakes (same as the rest of us humans). And yes, their last one was ugly. But, still, they're the only ones in the browser business trying to do the right thing. So I'll keep using Firefox, Focus, Send, and the rest of cool software they produce.

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