Programmers are the closest thing we have to real wizards. Think about it: we use an extremely elaborate magic system to bend reality to our will and we sell those enchantments for profit.
If Sauron were alive today, he'd be working in ad-tech and Gandalf would be peddling blockers.
I swear I'm not high this is just where my head's at today
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