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Programmers are the closest thing we have to real wizards. Think about it: we use an extremely elaborate magic system to bend reality to our will and we sell those enchantments for profit.

If Sauron were alive today, he'd be working in ad-tech and Gandalf would be peddling blockers.

I swear I'm not high this is just where my head's at today

@PsychoLlama Sauron's corrupting influence was just a medieval fantasy version of social media addiction and the Nazgûl were just influencers.

@h4rdstyl3z Dude, if a Ringwraith tried to sell me MLM on Instagram, I might be scared enough to agree

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