Me 2 years ago on Marktplaats: ✨ "Hi, I'm selling this fridge because it's going to be replaced by a bigger one. The price can be negotiated. It's in great condition as you can see from the 200 professional photos included. Here are the exact measurements to the millimeter. Let me know when you would like to pick it up, we could work out delivery. Have a great day!"✨

Me now on Marktplaats: ✨ "Cold box, no photos. Price is firm, only pick up between now and 5 min. Kindly go f*ck yourself." ✨

@Gina yeah, for-sake website buyers are ridiculous. I read a story where someone was selling a mini fridge and someone asked "I want something different, do you have another one with feature X?" and they were like "OF COURSE I DONT HAVE ANOTHER MINI FRIDGE"

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@CodingItWrong Lolll. Best one I ever got was when I was selling a couch, all measurements included, and they messaged me to ask if it would fit up their staircase.

That's it, no other info on the staircase πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@Gina Anything will fit up a staircase... if you're brave/crazy enough. I mean, who needs structural integrity? @CodingItWrong

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