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Ah yes my “true physique..”

*inhales pizza*

@Gina how much you wanna bet that photo is edited? :)

@Gina @ShinIce wonder if it's worth the effort to create a browser extension to automatically redirect every reddit URL to /r/upliftingnews

@Gina sugar are carbs, so that's a red flag

worse is that it's a fat blocker too. So you'll just end up shitting your pants, Alli style!

> Here's a question: Would you take a medicine whose possible side effects included making you poop in your pants?

https://www.salon.com/2007/06/19/alli/

@Gina did you notice the r/BikiniBottomTwitter is where the bikini bottom should be? 😂🙃

@Gina Hmm, my "physique" is probably best described in planetary terms. I have a "slightly eccentric orbit".

@Gina that doesn't sound scary as heck at aaaallll 🤨😐

@Gina only blocks carbs, sugar, and fat tho what about proteins!!!? #gottablockitall 😭☠️

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