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Woo, I'm in the finals for the Hackaday Prize!
I feel like I should you all some tips for how to become the CEO of an electronics company valued at $1 Billion like me:
A ((thread emoji), like a blue-check Twitter douchebag))
https://hackaday.com/2023/08/25/hackaday-prize-2023-jumperless-the-jumperless-jumperboard/
- Sell one billionth of your company to your dad for $1
- Buy your cigarettes by the carton so you don't need to leave the house
- Reduce costs by documenting your work on 16mm film, it's only $200 per minute!
- Get drunk and publicly promise to ship with pink glitter-coated USB cables that each take like 45 minutes to make
- Sell an entirely different product whose name only differs by 2 letters
Follow these steps *to the letter* and maybe one day you'll be a Hackaday Prize finalist like me.
@ArchiteuthisFlux /me taking notes 